Wednesday 16 November 2011

Humourus writing

When I woke up I found myself a girl. I was standing in terror looking at myself with confusion " Why am I a girl" As I walked down the stairs when I found my mother staring at me I just knew that she was laughing inside. Everyone was treating me like a girl they all said to me " Don't lift  that its a mans job and its to heavy or you don't need to do that when I knew I could do it.

As I walked out the house I saw all my friends from school going the same way as I was. I knew if they saw me I would be very embarrassed. I couldn't go a different way well because there was no different way , I thought if I ran so fast they would not see me so I did. As I got near them  they recognized me , my cover was blown they just gazed upon me and they replied my name with laughter , I was so ashamed.

As I got to school I couldn't bare to talk to anyone but I knew what they were doing. 1. Gazing upon me and laughing. 2. Laughing and calling me names. 3.Treating me as a girl. I couldn't take any of it , all I wanted was this day to be over but school had to be finished for me to go home. I did all my work that I was meant to do I was not aloud to talk to any of my friends well because I'm a girl. My teacher Miss Clements was laughing inside like my mother was , I knew that because they kept on making weird excuses to leave like I need to go clean something or just left the room and made terrible laughter in other rooms.

Again as I walked out of the school gate my sister was there waiting for me she never saw this morning because she got ready before me or in other words I was too tired to get up , she looked at me and just looked away, I thought she was blind or she didn't know it was me. I said to her " Come on Briana are you ready to go " She just looked at me and said " Who are you " I replied Its me Joel you know your big brother or as you could say big sister. We walked our way back home still having to follow my friends. All of them laughed at me and just stared at me like they've never seen a girl before.

I got home trying to sneak in but my little sister told my parents we were here! They all stood there looking at me not knowing where there son was. They asked me what I was going to do I couldn't reply there was only one thing on my mind and that  was going to my room and not getting up. I told them what I wanted to do then they let me go do it. As I got up the stairs or even near my room I could hear them talking about me and having a big round of weird laughter in the room below me. As I thought to myself what a day I had , it let me experience what its like to be a girl but off the record I hated it.

The day after this all happened I looked to myself in the mirror and I was back to my old self again I was so relieved...